I love [your Scottish Stovies] for a hearty snack,
with a couple of oatcakes and
a wee squirt of HP Sauce!
However, I’m also writing to congratulate you
on the ease of removing the tray film – my joy almost outstripped my pleasure at scoffing the contents!
I am thinking of awarding an Oscar for the best film.
You are in the running!
M. McCaskill (Fife)